"Many people are saying this is the greatest game ever made. Nobody knows games better than me." — Probably
⚠️ Political satire. Mocks real controversies for comedic effect. Made for people who lean left. Warning: if you accidentally Make America Great Again, you lose.
CHOOSE YOUR DIFFICULTY
Select Your Presidency
No way to lose. Practice mode with current rules.
Reach 100% Chaos or Legal and you lose. Are you ready?
HOW TO PLAY
THE DONALD: A PRESIDENTIAL SIMULATOR
🎯 THE GOAL
You are Donald Trump. You have two ways to win: survive all 4 terms (you'll find out how it ends), OR achieve total world domination by annexing every country on the map. There is one way to lose: accidentally Make America Great Again — if your MAGA% hits 100, you lose.
📊 YOUR STATS
Approval — How much America likes you. Mostly irrelevant.
Economy — How the markets are doing. You will ruin this.
🇺🇸 MAGA% — YOUR DEATH METER. Do NOT let this hit 100.
📋 MAKING DECISIONS
Each turn you get a situation and up to 4 choices. Your decision history scrolls — you can see everything you've done. Choices are color-coded:
🔥 VERY TRUMP — Maximum chaos. High risk, raises Legal and Chaos. Lowers MAGA (good!)
📌 CLASSIC TRUMP — Standard controversial moves. Balanced chaos.
✅ REASONABLE — Actually good policy. DANGER: raises MAGA significantly.
❌ NOT TRUMP — Things he'd never do. Often raises MAGA the most.
🌍 WORLD DOMINATION PATH
Click any country on the World Map tab to open diplomacy options. To annex a country: 1) Sanction or Deploy Troops to worsen relations → 2) Escalate to Hostile → 3) Airstrike or MOAB to start War → 4) Build military strength with more troops → 5) When the war bar shows you're winning, the ANNEX NOW button appears. Annex every country to win. The war panel shows live battle odds and quick-action buttons.
🗳️ ELECTIONS & TERMS
Around Day 730 of each term, an election interrupts gameplay. Pick 3 campaign promises — the more unhinged the better. Low chaos = lose the election (and the game). After Term 2, you must find a way to bypass the 22nd Amendment. After Term 3, bypass it again. Survive all 4 terms and the ending is considered a "win". Every restart randomizes world relations.
🚔 ICE TAB 🐦 TWEETS TAB 📰 LOG TAB
The ICE tab lets you run deportation operations anytime — great for raising Chaos fast. The Tweets tab tracks everything you've tweeted. The Log tab is your full decision history.
🏛️ THE DONALD
Day 1 | Term 1
Score: 0
Approval 55%
Economy 60
World Rel. 65
Legal 20
Wall % 0
Chaos 10
🇺🇸 MAGA% 0
Deported 0M
OVAL OFFICE
DAY 1 — JAN 2025
Welcome to the White House
You have been inaugurated. Again. The world watches. Your base cheers. Time to govern — your way.
📋 WHAT DO YOU DO?
🔴 BREAKING: President tweets before breakfast 🔴 MEXICO REFUSES TO PAY FOR WALL 🔴 MARKETS VOLATILE 🔴 NATO ALLIES CONCERNED
👴
FEELING TREMENDOUS
📰 LOG
🌍 WORLD
🐦 TWEETS
🚔 ICE
DAY 1
Your presidency begins. God help us all.
ALLY
TENSE
HOSTILE
WAR
ANNEXED
NEUTRAL
👆 Click any country on the map
👴
Donald J. Trump ✓
@realDonaldTrump
Just got INAUGURATED again. Biggest crowd EVER. The fake news won't report it but believe me, there were AT LEAST 10 billion people there. MAYBE MORE! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
🚔 ICE COMMAND CENTER
Deploy ICE operations across the country. Each action deports immigrants and affects your stats.
DEPORTATION STATS
Total Deported: 0 million
No deportations yet. Stephen Miller is very disappointed.
BREAKING NEWS
🌍
WORLD CONQUEST COMPLETE
You have annexed every country on Earth through a combination of airstrikes, nuclear weapons, MOAB drops, and strongly worded letters. The United Nations building is now a Trump hotel. Every nation flies the American flag. Every currency is the dollar. Every menu is in English and includes a Big Mac. You have achieved what no one in history has achieved: total global domination. Historians are unable to process this. They are all in therapy.
Countries Annexed: 0
Score: 0
"I always said I could do it. Everyone said it was impossible. Those people are now in prison (in TrumpLand, formerly France)."
GAME OVER
Your presidency ends in disgrace.
Score: 0
🗳️
ELECTION TIME
America goes to the polls. To win, you must promise the most unhinged things imaginable. Pick your campaign promises.
Pick 3 promises. Most unhinged wins.
🎉
RE-ELECTED!
📜
TERM LIMITS ARE UNCONSTITUTIONAL
You have completed TWO terms. The 22nd Amendment says you're done. But you have declared the 22nd Amendment "extremely unfair and probably written by Obama." To run a third time, you must scheme your way around the constitution. Pick your approach:
👑
PRESIDENT-FOR-LIFE?
Somehow you're running for a FOURTH term. Congress has forgotten what laws are. The Supreme Court is nine people who owe you favors. Pick your campaign strategy for the unprecedented 4th campaign:
⚰️
FOUR TERMS COMPLETE
CAUSE OF DEATH: TESTICULAR CANCER
After completing an unprecedented four terms as President of the United States, you passed away quietly in the Oval Office during your fourth term, mid-tweet. The tweet was never finished. It simply read: "Just been told I have testicular can—". The world mourned for approximately 45 minutes before markets reopened. You were 82. Your final approval rating was 23%. Your final chaos rating was 97%. The wall was 12% complete. Stephen Miller wept. Nobody else did.
Final Score: 0
"He was tremendous. The best president, many people say. The cancer was a witch hunt." — Melania, probably
🇺🇸
YOU MADE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
...which means you LOSE. This is a game about NOT doing that.
Your approval was too high, your economy too stable, your foreign policy too sensible. You accidentally governed well. The game is about chaos. You failed at failing.
MAGA Score: 0
🔥
CHAOS WINS
YOUR PRESIDENCY COLLAPSED
Your presidency descended into complete chaos. The nation is in total anarchy. Government services have ceased to function. Congress no longer exists. The military has fragmented into regional warlords. You lose.
Score: 0
⚖️
CONVICTED
THE LAW CAUGHT UP WITH YOU
The legal consequences finally caught up with you. Every agency, every court, every prosecutor has built an airtight case. You are convicted on all counts and sentenced to federal prison. Your presidency is over. You lose.